Applefacts! » Advertising

iGiant

admin — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:44:04 +0000

In a move that shocked the gadget world, Apple has decided to go in the opposite direction.

Instead of making everything smaller, Apple unveils the new iPhone Giant.

bigiphone

“This is the Hummer of iPhones and it has nothing to do with weiner size.” – Jobs

Well, it is an Apple product so I’m sure someone will buy it.

How To Make The iPhone Sell More

admin — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:07:36 +0000

It’s simple really.

Advertise like this…

(image possibly NSFW after jump)

I guess it would only work if the target demographic was straight males but I wasn’t about to search for a female demographic version.

*picture blatantly snatched from CollegeHumor.com

This Music Smells Funny

admin — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:04:09 +0000

And it tastes like Ralphie boogers.

Macs are easy

admin — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:25:50 +0000

“The New Mac Powerbook is so simple, even a monkey can use it.”

(This primate has had extensive training in operating systems and all Mac applications. The testing for such was done under supervision of an animal care expert and the Bronx Zoo. The tests involved simple tasks involving bananas and kittens. Other tests included high velocity impacting of fecal matter from primates as well.)

Steve Jobs: Cover Boy

admin — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:29:55 +0000

Just found a sneak peak at a hot new magazine cover featuring Steve Jobs. From the looks of it he’s jumped on the Apple Bottom Jeans bandwagon.

Let’s just hope he doesn’t debut a new rap album.