I have an unhealthy compulsion with the Apps section on iTunes.

Every morning and every afternoon I feel like I have to check what new apps have been uploaded so I don’t miss anything cool.

But one thing I notice everytime I scroll through the pages is the apps for “virtual lighters”.

How many of these things does a person need?

No one even holds lighters up at concerts anymore, so what is the purpose of this app that every company feels the need to reproduce?

Stop with the virtual lighters, virtual flames and while we’re at it, no more strobe lights.