With the new iPhone coming soon, you have to ask yourself if you really need it or could you do just fine with something else. I’ll make it simple and give you the 5 most realistic alternatives.

5. Get Smart’s Shoe Phone

4. The Old Tin Cans and String Trick

3. Mental Telepathy

2. The Power of Prayer

1. Nothing you blasphemous heathen, we’re talking about the iPhone!