If Steve Jobs were on Match.com…

For fun: Fun? Fun is for losers. I like to make money. And white things that go “bleep” silently. You think I’m kidding? Well, f*ck you, you virgin.

My job: In the words of one of my many imitators, “Dude, I invented the iPhone. And the iPod, the iMac, the MacBook, the Lisa… *continues ad infinitum*

Favorite hot spots: Hawaii, California, NYC, my meditation cushion.

Favorite things: Money, White things, iTunes, calligraphy, the kids, jeans, black turtleneck, Windows Vista (just kidding), Dylan, the Beatles, Coldplay, beards.

Last read: WSJ, FSJ, Gizmodo, The Art of War by Sun Tzu

About me and who I’m looking for: I’m the best. So if you want to be with me, you’d better be the best (although that place is already taken. By me). But the best in your class—as long as that class is Alpha. Impatient, I don’t suffer fools gladly. I fight to win, so that means I’m aggressive. I love blondes—like I said, there’s only room for one brunette in my life, and that’s me. And did I tell you I’m a genius?

- From Gizmodo.com

“If Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were on Match.com: Who is Sexiest?”

Hilarious.

Make sure you check out the article to make your pick.