Steve Jobs announced the entry of Apple into the malt liquor market today.

With more and more companies jumping on the energy drink bandwagon, Apple has decided to go in a different direction.

With the new alcoholic beverage in product testing the results have been nothing but positive.

Rick “Buzzkill” Buzzerton, a paid tester of the new drink was quoted as saying “I f***ing love Apple, man. Serious. I f***ing do. But not in a gay way.” 

Jobs also says we should be on the lookout for even more products to join this line including the Apple iTini and iShots which will be available soon at participating liquor stores and internet cafes nationwide.