Apple’s New Ownership

It has come to the attention of the current owners of Apple that the prophecy has been fulfilled.

A young child by the name of Adam has been found to wear the mark of Apple, thus giving him all rights to the company.

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Fighting amongst the higher-ups and the lower class Apple employees has begun to break out with the latter expressing their hopes of finally having a say in what will be a glorious new regime.

Steve Jobs has walled himself into a secret labyrinth beneath Apple headquarters fearing this child will soon come for his head.

In a short interview about the future of the company and his birthright, Adam was quoted as saying “Doggy.”

4 Comments »

  1. avatar encrs Says:
  2. avatar Steve Says:

    Wow this is so Funny!

    He should take over Steve’s Job later on.

  3. avatar Buck Says:

    While pretty cool that isn’t nearly as impressive as my son’s windows logo birthmark ;)
    Very cute.

  4. avatar rprebel Says:

    Verily I say unto you all, the day of reckoning is at hand! All shall bow before the new messiah, and all your base are belong to us!!1!

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