10. Steve Jobs is a vampire. Not a blood drinking, scary, creature of the night vampire. More like Count Chocula.
9. There is an Apple Product called the “Apple Thought”. It hasn’t been made public but it’s already in your head and charging you $.99 cents.
8. The secret to Apple’s success involves two things, Corey Harts’ sunglasses and leprechauns.
7. Apple has been toying with genetic research but has recently halted it due to mutant pygmy goats.
6. A.p.p.l.e. is actually an acronym for Awesome People Prefer Lightweight Electronics.
5. The first Apple computer was a Speak N’ Spell that was bitten by a radioactive spider.
4. The original concept for the Ipod came from 1956 movie “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”. But due to size restrictions and cost effectiveness, Ipods are stored in your pocket rather than people being stored in Ipods.
3. Nostradamus predicted the Apple in his book “Les Propheties”, but it was quickly dismissed due to him owning one-third of the future stock.
2. Al Gore did indeed invent the internet but only because his Apple told him to.
1. The first winner of American Idol was a generation 1 Ipod who kindly bowed out so that Kelly Clarkson could ring in the creation of Itunes.